The fun began almost immediately at Ronald Reagan Airport. My co-worker, Sally, is totally game for my wacky ideas. This is great, so great. All I need is someone to egg my ridiculous on, and it's OVER. Evidence:
My eyes are constantly peeled for celebrities and fauxlebrities (the people I have to explain to my friends and I know they're totally googling later).
Justin pointed this out to me, this is apparently the "red carpet" United Airlines will roll out for you if you're a frequent flyer or if you pay more or something.